The things I say...

Mummy ask me to count...

I counted: .....thirty-eight, thirty-nine, thirty-ten, thirty-eleven, thirty-twelve!!

Mummy told with me she had some french fries during lunch...
I said: Mummy..you don't eat too many fries, later you become long long and become french fries and people will eat you!

In bed..I heard mummy talking to daddy..

I said: Mummy...is sleeping time not talking time!

In bed..having a conversation with mummy
I said: XXX (name is censored to protect the person's identity) is fat because she did not grow properly!